Montag, Januar 30, 2006

Come to Portugal

Come to Portugal, she said. Where you only have to raise your hand to pick the fruits from branches of blossoming trees. Where red vine flows from the tap of every sink. Where people only call each other by the first name because it is too difficult to say more in the frying heat.
A simple language, she said. You'll speak it no time. The people are liberal and open (although they just elected some sort of tree-carved neo-fascist for president). I´m wearing little as nothing right now. It´s sooooo hot in Portugal right now, she said. Oh, the heat Eirik, it´s smothering me!

I sat on the other end of the line, just coming in from a blizzard, ready to be deluded by all talk about celcius degrees unheard of in my norther hemisphere.
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Ok, she didn´t say all those things. But then she didn´t quite tell me that I would feel so goddamn right at home either did she?



Yesterday it snowed in Lisbon, something I am told will be regarded as an almost mythical event, since tales are still being told from the last snowflakes that fell to a sudden death by melting fifty years ago!
Nothing I will tell my grandchildren about I might add, except the hysteric reaction of the Lisboans. What they call snow here wouldn´t qualify as being more than badly dressed raindrops anywhere else.
Hope you are all well and see you soon!

Dienstag, Januar 24, 2006

kicking the pinguin

do you feel like kicking a pinguin because it is so f... cold?
klick hier and then you just have to klick on your mouse once for him to jump and them again on the right time to kick him.
my maximum is 316 m. do better.

Samstag, Januar 21, 2006

das wetter

montag 23.jan2006
höchste temperatur: -7ºC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mittwoch, Januar 11, 2006

language lesson 1 - voices of animals

der hahn der macht ... Ü-ürü-üüü,
das huhn das macht ... goor-goor-gork ...

wobei das erste der kreuzberger, wohl türkische hahn ist....und das Huhn ist echt deutsch....

gute nacht.. hier ist wie auf einem aysberg (türkisch für eisberg)

Montag, Januar 09, 2006

Viva la Revolution


Auf ihr Genossen nach Mexico und in die ganze Welt.
Lasst uns die Welt von der Unzucht des Kapitalismus befreien und die Liebe zur universellen Erde, den Menschen und den Drogen wieder finden.
Es lebe Albert Hoffmann und sein LSD.

Sonntag, Januar 08, 2006

mission: also possible!

i am for one week in an architecture office hier in berlin! until now everything is running ok.
in the end of the day i am always realy tired of spending a german day. i am so happy when i go home thinking "auf portugiesisch".

i hope everything is going good with you all.

MISSION: POSSIBLE!

Today, sunday the 8th of january, Mr. Flamigni starts his mission in the belgian land. The purpose of his duty is to scrape between burocracy, hypocrit politicians, euro-young-entusiastics, euro-skeptical, euro-social climber, euro-fanatic, euro-heroes, euro-shit, euro-addicted and euro-chatter boxes; to scrape in the beginning, like a cynic snake, only with the final aim of rising as the angel of the justice, that will finally bring the communism and the equality into the european sistem. Let's sustain our savior, our hero, that is sacrifing his self for our good and our lifes. Because, as we all know, you have to act from the inside to change things! That's why I'll also take part soon at the mission. But that's another story, and you will hear it later...